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Pikes Peak and more!

The next day I rode my bicycle 26 kilometers (just over 16 miles) around the Air Force Academy, which wasn't easy because it was all hills, and at an altitude higher than anything I'd ridden before. It was supposed to be a rest day (you always rest two days before a race) but I drove up Pike's Peak (14,110 feet) after the ride. It was a 19 mile drive, half paved, half dirt roads which turned to mud when I reached the summit. As soon as I arrived at the summit, I went to the gift shop to find gifts. It was then that the cog railroad train arrived at the summit with about 60 tourists, and they all packed inside. I can't stand crowds, so I walked outside and sure enough, a lightning/hail storm arrived! Note pole bent sideways in second photo--the wind was powerful. I stood under an overhang, speaking to a wise old man who'd worked photography on the mountain for many years.

We spoke of the mountain, the roads, life, weather patterns, and lightning patterns. He claimed he knew lightning well enough to work in it without being in danger. I asked him if he'd ever seen anyone hit by lightning on the mountain. He said,"Last year...it came out of nowhere...hit the guy in the head and killed him instantly". Ah, well, then add death to our list of impromptu topics. I wasn't getting any good vibes from him since I was standing right in a hail storm, and he seemed to derive some pleasure from watching that guy get lit up. My teeth, tongue and lips weren't getting along very well either. I was a little delirious, as if I was writing a novel from a stream-of-conscious point of view, and I'd lost my inner-monologue. The attractive female next to the old man kept laughing at me. At least I think she was attractive. Everyone looked pretty good up there. I handed my camera to her and she took these photos as I waited in the storm for death. Hail Michael!

The wise old guy told me the weather that had moved in would not leave for the rest of the day, so I decided to head back down the mountain. I'd wanted to shoot some scenic shots but we were fogged in for almost an hour. I shot these photos of me and Alexandria (the beautiful red Honda Accord Coupe that accompanied me). There was a stone monument in honor of the song "America the Beautiful". The lyrics were written by Katharine Lee Bates and the music composed by church organist and choirmaster Samuel A. Ward. Bates originally wrote the words as a poem, Pikes Peak, first published in the July 4, 1895 church periodical The Congregationalist. The poem was titled America for publication. Ward's music combined with the Bates poem was first published in 1910 and titled America the Beautiful. I read the engraving, then I split.

Then guess what happened? I got two miles from the summit and the weather cleared! That wise old man was full of crap. I should have driven back up there and poured strawberries on him but I just let it go. He'll probably be hit by lightning soon anyway.

Mourning an unappreciated styrofoam cup
Mourning an unappreciated styrofoam cup

At 14,110 feet Michael becomes a cheap drunk
At 14,110 feet Michael becomes a cheap drunk
At 14,110 feet Michael becomes a cheap drunk

Mud bath
Here are two photos of the road up to the summit (the second one is not mine).
Mud Slide
Mud Slide

Mud everywhere!
Then I cruised on down through the mud road and took these photos about three miles from the bottom of the climb. Note how small the trees are...I was pretty high. The roads had no shoulders. I shot these standing next to my car.
The sky clears, the mud dries to dirt

The roads cleared up and order was restored

Pikes Peak was very nice. When I stopped at a gift shop at 10,000 feet, the area was full of wild flowers and smelled of pine. Being at altitude for two hours, those mountain goats were starting to look real good. I was feeling like a baaaad horsey. I chased a little rodent into a gift shop trying to get a photo of him, but couldn't catch him. I imagined it was Speedy Gonzalez on a day he'd forgotten his side arm, and that on the way out I'd be met by four angry little rodents with three-piece suits, earpieces, dark sunglasses, and bandanas of course, ready to rough me up for harassing their client. I was actually pulled over on the way down---they took the temperature of my brakes and told me they'd let me continue on if I stay in second gear. I thought,"Yeah, right, that's just what you want me to do. Then those rodents chasing me on their little horses can catch me". I didn't tell them that though---I'd gone too far down the mountain to blame anything on the altitude. It was just my sea-level sickness I'd been fighting my whole life. Then the storm hit Colorado Springs but I was above it at the Academy, so I got to watch. Seeing all that water made me feel like the earth might start rocking back and forth. And I'd forgotten my Dramamine.
Then God made more mud