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Hooked onto a Pipe
(to the tune of 'No More Lonely Nights')
I can suck another can 
Until I topple
I've only got concrete in my way
And one full inch of nostril
But when I fill up with brew 
I leak a white foam
It only takes a couple of burps
To blow away the carbon
But I'll drink 'till my meals take to flight

Hooked onto a pipe
Hooked onto a pipe
No more eyes of white
Day or night there's always beer

May I never piss to kill
Or fill a dry lake
My intestines would burst on my friends
And fall out like a cheesecake
I will drink 'till my meals take to flight

Hooked onto a pipe
Hooked onto a pipe
No more eyes of white
Day or night there's always beer
And I won't go away because I can't stand up
No I'll never go away

March 1985 - Paul McCartney, Michael Paul